anniemal ([personal profile] anniemal) wrote2026-03-21 06:37 pm

Age , Bloody Age, Again

why are all the ads onour phones warning us that we are losing our minds? Does the GP really think that, contrary to natural cultures' belief, elders are more foolish than the young? We are wise, have experienced what younger people have only heard of. Maybe in their culture the elders are foolish. I see it happening. Not in mine. I am a quiet crone, a wise woman. I may not look wise, but watch my grocery slip. It is invariably at least off.25%. Usually 33%. I also know the edibility and health uses of everything growing in my yard. grass is useless.

I really wish I could speak to young people about the usefulness of the weeds around them. How many people even our age know thw usefulness of broad and lance-leaved plantain (plantago major and lanceolata) as very good fungicides? I have used them to broad good effect twice. as tea and poultice. It works. I will provide details, if asked. And there are many others, but one must ask and think to use the weeds around them. Ask those who have studied and know. Ask those who have done this.

Oh young ones, trace the tracks of knowledge of the elders' elders. There is balance. And stop overbreeding. Your genes aren't all that good. Also, having to remember things like phone numbers is L T 4 U. Lazy brains are evil's playground.

Thinking is fun. Creating useful things and beautiful things is the best humanity can do.
anniemal ([personal profile] anniemal) wrote2026-03-21 05:06 pm

Still Gender

If you are a priest or rabbi foolish ynogh to believe in a Christian God or Jewish ___________ That whose name is not to be spoken (you guys gotta be nuts), Your tenets have damned or excommunicated ten percent of your possible gullibles.

I personally have never subscribed to a belief in anyone else's silly notion of a god.

I believe that most of humanity is stupid ynogh to believe in all sorts of Gods

Ergo, I think most of humanity is stupid.

I think many Priests, Bishops, Cardinals, are liars


I wanted to be Pope when I was 12 Then they told me I had to have a penis.

Back to the LaRousse Encyclopedia of Astronomy. Uhh. Heaven was where?
anniemal ([personal profile] anniemal) wrote2026-03-21 03:56 pm

Gender

I am the hardest core feminist you'll ever meet. My business didn't hire men for ten years. We tossed their applications in the wastebasket as soon as they were out the door. A new generation of them made those things acceptable. We (I and the body of us who deemed someone okay to work with us. We WERE a tribe.) seemed to hire homosexuals. Go figure. I had to make the decision to hire, and the decision to fire. UUUGH! I HATED that. No wonder Joanne chucked it onto me.

Gender

I'm troubled by it. Not so much for myself, but for others. I've always accepted being XX, but not the boundaries and suppositions society wants to impose on that chromosomal normality. Look it up, ignoramuses. Being ignorant is a remediable condition. Smart people seek to remedy their ignorance. We are all ignorant about something. Dismissing something you're ignorant about as unimportant is my HORRIBLYSTUPID father's failing.If someone cares about it, it might be important. Check it out.

Most people, I find, are very touchy about transgendered individuals. Not being one, I can't really speakas one. But, as a sorta mixed gender, I understand. I don't love being female. I find skirts irksome except for dancing. I wear trousers for daily life. So do many women. We like freedom of movement and not having to wash the hems. Like the men wash anything of ours. Mostly. I encompass exceptions to my sweeping generalisations.

In my lifetime(65yrs.), I have seen many XXs try to achieve status in society by acting like dominant XYs. Pathetic. Stooping to the warrior level. It'll work for now, but long term....you're a washout.
I've also seen XYs try nurturing. They admit to having that in them and act on it. Men can contribute more than sperm. XYs can actually be real.

So thi nk hard about social roles, gender identity(which is different), and greet everyone you meet with an open mind. As an open window Homo sapiens sapiens.

I really try to do that mostly, and mostly get shot down. But still I wake up again, and tryto not make the world worse.
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malada ([personal profile] malada) wrote2026-03-21 09:01 am

Oh give me that big three inch!

Gold coin with a picture of President tRump!

Because of US law: “Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities.”

According to the law, tRump needs to die before he gets his own coin.

Just to give an idea about the size of said minted gold - the largest American coin that was in standard circulation that I know of is the silver dollar at about one and a half inches. It's a hefty coin. I've got a bunch of them. After my grandma gave me a few I started collecting them when I was in high school. Not especially valuable. In general, coins are a lousy investment.

So if tRump wants his three inch coin (twice the size of his micro penis) he's going to have to get the law changed (act of Congress) or die.

I leave the matter up to Congress and the Universe.
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malada ([personal profile] malada) wrote2026-03-18 02:41 pm
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Maybe this diagnosis is correct

I developed a rash on my legs when I was around 20. Red, scaly, itchy. The dermatologist said it was para-psoriasis and it would go away in time.

It did not. For decades I suffered with dry, itchy skin. And it spread over 80 percent of my body.

When I was 40 I went to another dermatologist and he said I had psoriasis. After some coal tar treatments which did nothing he stuffed me in a Light Box. UVB treatment. After a few weekly treatments I started to clear. I was almost completely clear after a few months. Then he retired and no one had light treatment. The rash returned and I suffered.

A year and a half ago I decided to stop suffering and go find another dermatologist. They took biopsies and diagnosed me with psoriasis. They offered self-injectables. That kind of treatment is often hit and miss so they tried me on a pill - which did nothing. Finally I found a place that had a Light Box and again, within a month of weekly visits the rash was in retreat.

Then my scalp started flaking. Then itching. Then bleeding. Then came the scabs and the pus. A year ago my hair started falling out. I'm now 80 percent bald. During this time I saw my two dermatologists They tried a few creams and antibiotics with no effect.

Then they brought in a more experienced nurse. She took one look at my scalp and her eyes widened with horror. Steroids and a new antibiotic were prescribed along with more biopsies. After two weeks with new medications my scalp is 70 percent clear.

I now have a new diagnosis: Eczema.

The scalp may be something different but the treatment is working. The doctor is unsure if the condition scarred my scalp so hair regrowth is considered a stretch goal. I'm keeping a good attitude towards this but decades of suffering could have been avoided if I had been properly diagnosed at 20.
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moxie_man ([personal profile] moxie_man) wrote2026-03-18 07:20 am

B-Day Shout-out to....

[personal profile] armiphlage! I hope it's a good b-day!
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malada ([personal profile] malada) wrote2026-03-17 12:52 pm
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Send ships to the Strait!

Does the Strait of Hormuz need ships to protect it from Iranian aggression? All those important tankers need help getting through safely?

How about sending all those seized Russians yachts? Arm them with 50 caliber machine guns and drone jamming equipment. How about a nice rocket launcher and a mini gun? Maybe mount a few torpedo tubes just for good measure.

Then man them with MAGA members of the 101st Keyboard Division and some NRA Nut jobs. Make sure they fly some big tRUMP flags. They may not move very fast but the food should be excellent.








I meant this as comedy but I'm really starting to like this idea.
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malada ([personal profile] malada) wrote2026-03-16 10:42 am
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Pop quiz!

Question: what kind of energy moves freely through the Strait of Hormuz?




Answer: Wind and solar.
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moxie_man ([personal profile] moxie_man) wrote2026-03-15 08:55 am
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malada ([personal profile] malada) wrote2026-03-14 01:40 pm

Welcome armiplage!

https://armiphlage.dreamwidth.org/

Welcome to the Zoo Crew!

I don't know how you found me... do tell the tale.

Is armiphlage a "Fire on the Deep" reference? It sounds familiar. Great look.
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malada ([personal profile] malada) wrote2026-03-14 09:58 am
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I get things done

Doing something musical every day - working on it. I try to rotate what I play: my new (to me) Hagstrum Super Swede electric, my 12 string acoustic, my phony Fender bass. I'm building strength in my hands and callouses on my fingers.

(Maybe get a blister on your finger, maybe get a blister on your thumb.)

I learned to play guitar from my friends who were almost exclusively finger pickers. After all these I'm learning how to use a pick.

Real bass players don't use picks. (LOL) If I was playing METAL I might use a pick on the bass but... nay.

I've rewired my practice set up: an old laptop to play out songs plugging into a 4 channel mixer to practice with. I use headphones so I don't disturb my housemate. I have to remember to take of my sweater because I tend to sweat a bit when planing the bass. It's both physically and mentally demanding right now.

Sat down at an old and shitty keyboard I bought at Goodwill and started doing chords and scales again. My hands shook when I first sat down but I'm remembering my fingering from my piano lessons. It's for ear training. The lower registers just don't sound right but the upper ones sound in tune. Due to the way the keyboard is wired it's not the keyboard - it's my ears. I'm trying to retrain my brain so it knows that the sounds are actually okay. I'm trusting my electronic tuners.

Repaired old headset - so don't need to spend 150 dollars replacing it.

I checked out 2 small 4 channel mixers for functionality They were being thrown out at work. They work very well.

Checked dual channel 45 watt Crown amp. Again, being tossed at work. Both sides are good.

Checked out old speaker columns from my old band. Hey, they're ancient but they still work. Kind of wish they were smaller though.

( I will need to recheck one of the mixers and the amp after they fell off one of the columns. I should have known better than to place it up there. The columns are tall not super stable so when I bumped one the amp and mixer fell five feet to the concrete floor. The amp case got bent up so hammer and pliers were used to straighten it out. Retesting slated for Monday. )

Wired up new connectors for said amp and speakers. I need some more wire to finish the job. Slated for Monday.

Checked old microphone and cables. Still good. I've got more cables and odds and ends to check out.

Re-wired my ancient, 12 dollar electric no-name short scale guitar. I have no idea what brand the guitar was/is but I think it originally came from the 1950s and had two pick ups. It only had one when I found it in a swap shop in the late 1970s. The faceplate had been replace and the whole guitar had been repainted. It has a gold marijuana leaf painted on it. I had taken out the POS pickup that was in there and installed a no-name bass guitar pickup, replaced the tuners and the bridge. After removing an unnecessary and troublesome switch and replacing a stripped screw I plugged it in and it still works. Very punk sounding. New strings are on the docket. I'll add that to my 'play' list.

No, I'm not going to restore it. It sounds fun, it's easy to play and I don't want to break the magic.

Years ago, my brother wanted to learn how to play electric guitar. I had an old Stromberg Carlson PA amp (tube amp) that I lent him. It matched really well with my short scale guitar. Really rock n roll. He either lost it or threw it out. Similar models on EBay are going for 250 dollars. Gee, thanks bro. I'll be looking for another shitty tube amp to rock out with.
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malada ([personal profile] malada) wrote2026-03-14 09:57 am

Have a little good news

Here's two bits of good news with all the bad that's been happening:

Dolly Parton is still alive.

Charlie Kirk is still dead.

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anniemal ([personal profile] anniemal) wrote2026-03-09 04:11 am

Age, Bloody Age.

There's only one way out of getting old and creaky. Right. I hav the joy of diabetes. I just have to eat a box of chocolates and a box of Boston Creme doughnuts and lapse into a coma. For the rest of you, the politest (is that a word?) Ummm, the most polite way to kill yourself, according to the woman who knows everything, and I'll attest to it. Quick, when was "the mauve decade"? After some resarch I found it to be the 1870s. Aniline dyes. I am supposed (according to Steve) to be always right. Lisa knows everything. And if I'm always on the side of Truth and Beauty, no matter what the cost, I'm doing my best. Okay?

So, according to sh who has thought about it, you get a motel or hotel room. Do you want to pass in style? light a bunch of candles 'round the tub. Run a nic warm bath. Change th sign on your door to "call 911" so profssionals who are used to handling corpses will b the ons to deal with what you leave behind. Then climb into the tub, breathe deeply, and slit your wrist. Aftr you die you won't have to care.

But keep in mind that this decision is irrevocable. If you're curious about what happens next,you won't get to find out. Be quite sure. Maybe call a friend, if you have one, just to double check.

This was a Sunday morning discussion at our dining room table while we shard The Post. I don't remember what we ate, proving myself of imperfect memory. Damn! It was only thirty years ago.

Not like my Kindergarten tacher's name: Mrs. Pyluck, whose husband taught me in ighth grade for Algebra. but h died halfway through the year, and we had first one mangy sub(a brother of Ginny), then a really bad replacement another fucking relative--mothr of a football jock. Mrs. Cleary Change the "C" to a "B" and you've got the idea. Half the bloody class failed the Rgents' that Year. Stinkin' Vstal Cntral Schools.

Should I have been an investigative journalist? Nah. I'd be dead already.

Oh my. The darling puss has deigned to eat a slice of cold cut turkey breast.
anniemal ([personal profile] anniemal) wrote2026-03-09 02:41 am

Just talking to my Cat

You look away from me. ENforce your borders or fear? Is every interaction some power struggle? honeypie darling? You are my fearless little. You watch our doors and will attack. I have seen and experienced. D'Glenn got this cat after Perrine, the poor lass who abortd four fetuses on hr front stairs. I dealt with that, too. I'm good at fearsome ugly stuff. I guess it takes a certain temperament. Dead baby cats. 17 yrs later, dead lover. C'est la vie et la mort. The basic facts of xistnce. As in "If you can read this, you've had basic public schooling." Bottom line inevitable. If you're analyzing it (Linguistics gives much amusement sometimes), you went to a fancy school. (Considers all the meanings and connotations of the string "fancy".) Amazing what emergs when the "E" key shudders. nglish is so polyglot.

so now he's gone prowling. xactly what an intact formr strt cat dos with his trritory. Brent continually reminds me about how many other pople wantd That Cat. Umm wanta cat who shits all ovr? Want to track down his reason? I'm fairly sure it's constipation. I am also an expert laundress. Can you deal with a couple of male cat pee stains and still love the guy? RIIIGHT! According to most poples' knowldge, unneutered male street cats mustn't happen. Since I haven't a poodle, and he attacks strangers, h's just fine as h is. Just bcause I trust not thos who pack th testosterone (It affects their brains, makes them aggressive, flaky and untrustworthy).

Okay, but that's how men kept women down for thousands of years. It's their hormones make war. Women make co-operation. Women who want to be men, I can't understand quite. Stooping to their level. I was once at a lunch table with three other women in a restaurant full of tabls of men. I accidentally brought conversation to a halt when I said "but would you ever want to BE one?". There was a universal stop in our thinking. None of us wanted to be one of those creatures. Thy wre smoking, and laughing crudely and loudly. I think we wondrd why we were ating there at all. I mean, we were hungry. Even civilised working women gotta eat. Mayb w were invading a man-hole. I don't know. what was then is not now. I thought this country would be better by now.

Oh, h's back. Want a bit of slickring? Only cat I evr met that liks wirebrush. Nut job.darling. Wishmy husband wantd love.
anniemal ([personal profile] anniemal) wrote2026-03-08 01:48 pm

Sunday, 8 March, warm spll, crocuses fading

OMG (not that I think there is one. Man created god in his own tiny mind, to explain all the things women asked about.And we suckers bought it for awhile. Why do you think witchcraft had to begin? Mn thought of womn as a separate (inferior) spcis. Oh, they fuckd them alright, and guardd them from ohter mals so that maybe the babies they bore might bear half their genes. Not much different through the ages, eh?

Appropriate musings for a Sunday. Yes?

My damn frrt brain has many other thoughts., unworthy.

Emotions are real, and not always real controllable.
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moxie_man ([personal profile] moxie_man) wrote2026-03-08 09:01 am

B-day Shout-out to...

[personal profile] xyzzysqrl! I hope it's a good one! (Despite the time-change nonsense.)